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Summer, 2011 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.

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BOOKS

Deer Seen As Terrorist Threat.

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Get In Touch With Your Inner Rodent.

SCREENPLAYS

January 20th A terrorist"what if" story.

The Sparrow WWII story about the Air Transport Command

TREATMENTS

SLIDEBACK What if the mob had a war with a big corporation?

THE DEAD PEOPLE How do you think you'll survive on Social Security?

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SEE OUR 2011 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION


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GUIDE TO SUMMER CAMPS


SUMMER VACATION ADVICE


THE GREATEST MISTAKE IN POLITICAL HISTORY

The Bandersnatch has uncovered secret communications that document the greatest political mistake in history. Hint...we now have a holiday as a result.

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NEW PLAN TO SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY

Baby Boomers are going to bankrupt Social Security, Medicare and America. But we have a solution: Encourage Baby Boomers to die younger.

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WOLVES PROPOSED TO BE RELEASED IN CENTRAL PARK

Western ranchers are pissed off about all the attempts to run them off their ranches in the name of the Endangered Species Act. They are now proposing to find out how New Yorkers feel about dealing with the same stuff they are.

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IS IT TIME FOR BAJA ARIZONA YET?

The Arizona state legislature dominated by right wing nuts from Marciopa County have gone flat insane. Is it time for America's 51st state yet? More....



RECENT BACK ISSUES

EFFORT STARTS TO FREE BAJA ARIZONA

ARIZONA GOES NUTS

ANCIENT INDIANS PREDICTED GLOBAL WARMING

NEW DANGEROUS MENTAL DISORDER DISCOVERED

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TOP STORIES OF 2009 & 10 PREDICTIONS FOR 2010

2009 CHRISTMAS ISSUE

CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST 2012

CHINESE JUNK TO DESTROY AMERICA

EVOLUTIONARY HEALTH CARE PLAN PROPOSED

GM CHANGES NAME TO GOVERNMENT MOTORS

NEW FORMS OF TORTURE APPROVED

2009 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

CLINT EASTWOOD TO RUN AIG

BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS DISCOVERED IN IRAQ

OBAMA CREATES CRISIS FOR COMEDIANS

2008 CHRISTMAS EDITION

2008 PRE-ELECTION SPECIAL: McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA

US ECONOMY CRATERS

2008 IN REVIEW

SPECIAL REPORT ON THE ECONOMIC MESS>

DESIGN YOUR OWN 2012 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HERE

NEW POLITICAL AUCTION SITE LAUNCHED

THE CHICAGO RULES OF POLITICS

SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY

 

THE NEWS FROM BAJA ARIZONA

FREE BAJA ARIZONA campaign

TUCSON

GREEN VALLEY

TUBAC

NOGALES

KOKOPELLI COUNTY

10 WATER LAWS OF THE WEST

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STAFF, BUSINESS INFO AND POLICIES

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BUSINESS INFO

OUR POLICIES

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MORE BACK ISSUES

OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS

CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME

INTERSECTIONS PROVEN TO CAUSE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS

2008 APRIL FOOL EDITION

US TO BUY CUBA

BENEFITS OF RECESSION TOUTED

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING

2007 Christmas Issue

SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY

SELLING ICE TO ESKIMOES

CHINESE TOY CONSPIRACY

SEND ILLEGAL ALIENS TO IRAQ

BAJA ARIZONA NEWS

2007 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS

BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED

ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON

GOP BLAMES DEMOCRATS

FALL TV SHOWS FOUND FLAKEY

BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY

QUIT SMOKING AND ENJOY IT

2006 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

HUMANS EVOLVED FROM RODENTS

US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER

BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES

SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT

EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS

DEER SEEN AS TERRORIST THREAT

PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES

LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED

SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER

SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS

BIRDS IMITATE CELL PHONES

BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS

BAD COW PUBLIC RELATIONS

A MODERN NOAH'S ARK

SAVE THE BUGS

NEW RULES OF WAR PROPOSED

NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED

TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS

INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING

WOLVES IN CENTRAL PARK

FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES

FEMININE SIDE OF WATER by NANCY VALENTINE

IRS REFORMS SORT OF

CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD

THE INTERNET WITCH

ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS

SAVE THE BUGS

DESERT VIOLATES ENVIRONMENTAL STANDARDS

DUST BUNNIES DECLARED ENDANGERED SPECIES

HISTORY THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)

ALIENS INVADE ARIZONA

ROCK N ROLL NURSING HOME

PLAN TO BEAUTIFY HOMELESS

BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE

CIG SETTLEMENT SUCKS

FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND

ALIENS INVADE MARS

MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR

BILL CLINTON'S DEFINITON OF SEXUAL RELATIONS

TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS

NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEONS

BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND

BANDERSNATCH GUIDES

GLOBAL WARMING

SANTA CRUZ SAND TROUT

EVAPORATIVE COOLERS

SAN DIEGO


BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS

CHRISTMAS

GROUNDHOG DAY

VALENTINE'S DAY

BACK TO SCHOOL

April Fool's Edition


BANDERSNATCH CONSPIRACIES

BAGEL CONSPIRACY

CHRISTMAS TREE CONSPIRACY


 

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PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS

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HOW TO CREATE A STATE OF CLINICAL DEPRESSION

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LITTLE LEAGUE LESSONS OF LIFE

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HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP

HOW TO LIVE ALONE

HOW TO BLEND YOUR PETS

HOW TO FIND YOUR SOUL MATE

TAKE OUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST

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BUSINESS AND FINANCE

 

1000 WAYS TO WASTE YOUR MONEY

HOW TO LIVE ON A TIGHT BUDGET

HOW TO MAKE ARBITRARY AND CAPRICIOUS DECISIONS

HOW TO AVOID WORK

HOW TO BUY A CAR AND MAKE THE DEALER REALLY HAPPY

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR BOSS

HOW TO WASTE TIME EFFECTIVELY

10 WATER LAWS OF THE WEST

THE EXPONENTIAL IMPROBABILITY OF SUCCESS AND OTHER NEGOTIATION THEORIES

POLITICS

Chicago Rules of Politics

LIFESTYLE

CODE OF THE CITY

HOW TO AVOID BEING SHOT BY THE POLICE

HOW TO FIND YOUR LOST CAR

HOW TO PROTECT YOUR HOME

ADVERTISEMENT NEW  MENTAL HEALTH SAFETY PLAN OFFERED

ARE WE BEING PUSHED TOO FAR?

GUIDE TO SUMMER CAMPS

How To Live Forever

SUMMER VACATION ADVICE

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN

HOW TO SOLVE A PROBLEM  


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