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December, 2008 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.
POLITICS NEW POLITICAL AUCTION SITE LAUNCHED The Chicago Machine has found another way to sell offices.MORE HERETHE CHICAGO RULES OF POLITICS We got this memo from The Chicago Machine.MORE HERE SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY Boy, did we have a crystal ball a year ago.MORE HERE THE NEWS FROM BAJA ARIZONA A SERIOUS GUIDE TO THE BORDER PATROL
ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS DESERT VIOLATES ENVIRONMENTAL STANDARDS DUST BUNNIES DECLARED ENDANGERED SPECIES REAL ADVERTISEMENTS - HELP KEEP US ALIVE ON THE WEB SITE LISTINGS
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SANTA SEEKS BAILOUT FROM US GOVERNMENT Santa's Workshop has sunk and he needs a rescue. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SANTA'S CRISIS.
SANTA'S ELVES TO BE INDICTED FOR INSIDER TRADING An indictment alleging insider trading is expected any day charging Santa's elves with insider trading. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT WHAT THE ELVES ARE UP TO. SANTA PROTESTS PAULSON'S INFRINGMENT There can only be one Santa at a time. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SANTA'S BEEF WITH THE US TREASURY SECRETARY.
MOST REQUESTED THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS We intercepted Santa's mail, and here's the top things people want this Christmas FIND OUT MORE ABOUT WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
CARDBOARD BOXES AND STICKS FOR CHRISTMAS? A new trend has emerged in shopping for toys this season FIND OUT MORE ABOUT CHEAP TOYS.
COAL SHORTAGE FORECAST THIS CHRISTMAS An unusually heavy demand on our coal supply has resulted in forecasts of a shortage by Christmas.
Is Santa really evil?.
What if your home has no chimney? How will Santa bring your kids their toys?.
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SPECIAL REPORT ON THE ECONOMIC MESS
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BACK ISSUES
2008 PRE-ELECTION SPECIAL: McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA
OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS
CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME
INTERSECTIONS PROVEN TO CAUSE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING
SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY
GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS
BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED
ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON
BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY
US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER
BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES
SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT
EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS
PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES
LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED
SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER
SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS
SELF HELP ADVICE
WRECK YOUR LIFE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER RODENT
TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
TAKE OUR SEXUAL INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS
NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED
TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS
INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING
FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES
CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD
THE PAST DECADE THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)
BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE
FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND
MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR
TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS
NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEOMS
BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND
BANDERSNATCH GUIDES
BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS
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