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November, 2008 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.
The current economic crisis was caused by George Bush and
his cronies whose attitude was the unregulated free market is the only way. Even Greenspan
admits this was stupid. MORE ABOUT WHY THE ECONOMY CRASHED
A SERIOUS GUIDE TO THE BORDER PATROL
SELF HELP ADVICE
WRECK YOUR LIFE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER RODENT
TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
TAKE OUR SEXUAL INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS
NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED
TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS
INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING
FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES
CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD
THE PAST DECADE THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)
BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE
FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND
MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR
TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS
NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEOMS
BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND
BANDERSNATCH GUIDES
BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS
REAL ADVERTISEMENTS - HELP KEEP US ALIVE ON THE WEB
SITE LISTINGS
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McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA Seeking to save his sinking campaign, John McCain claims it is Obama's fault that
our days are getting shorter. MORE ABOUT McCAINS LAST RANT
HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME Timely advice on how to deal with these tough economic times. MORE ABOUT HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME
OUR ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN -- GIVE EVERYONE MONEY It seems like you have to be a big Wall Street banking firm, or at least a major
campaign donor to the Republican Party, to get an economic bailout. Here is the real economic rescue plan America needs
right now: THE BANDERSNATCH ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN
Back in March we ran this story. It is frightening how right we were.
MORE ABOUT US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME
For those of you with money (presumably Republicans), here are some tips on how you can waste that money (besides giving it away to
anti-gun control groups).CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT
The Chicago Rule of Politics...how to steal an election and more. GET THE CHICACO RULES OF POLITICS HERE
ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN? As the presidential campaign kicks into high gear, millions of
Americans are trying to figure out if they're a Democrat or
Republican. The Frumious Bandersnatch offers these little bits of
information to help you figure out your political identity.MORE ABOUT HOW TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE WANT TO PUT A CURSE ON SOMEONE? VISIT THE INTERNET WITCH
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AGENT WANTED I am looking for literary agent to represent me.
BOOKS Deer Seen As Terrorist Threat.
The General Delivery University Catalog.
Get In Touch With Your Inner Rodent.
SCREENPLAYS
January 20th A terrorist"what if" story.
The Sparrow WWII story about the Air Transport Command
TREATMENTS
SLIDEBACK What if the mob had a war with a big corporation?
THE DEAD PEOPLE How do you think you'll survive on Social Security?
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BACK ISSUES
OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME NEW BEIJING OLYMPIC COMPETITIONS PROPOSED PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS STAFF, BUSINESS INFO AND POLICIES |
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