The Frumious Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper

satirical newspaper,parody,political humor,satire

November, 2008 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.


ECONOMIC CRISIS EXPLAINED

The current economic crisis was caused by George Bush and his cronies whose attitude was the unregulated free market is the only way. Even Greenspan admits this was stupid. MORE ABOUT WHY THE ECONOMY CRASHED


THE NEWS FROM BAJA ARIZONA

BAJA ARIZONA

TUCSON

GREEN VALLEY

TUBAC

NOGALES

KOKOPELLI COUNTY

10 WATER LAWS OF THE WEST

A SERIOUS GUIDE TO THE BORDER PATROL

read about bordertown


SELF HELP ADVICE

WRECK YOUR LIFE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER RODENT

TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST

TAKE OUR SEXUAL INCOMPATIBILITY TEST


BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS

BAD COW PUBLIC RELATIONS

A MODERN NOAH'S ARK

SAVE THE BUGS

NEW RULES OF WAR PROPOSED

NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED

TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS

INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING

WOLVES IN CENTRAL PARK

FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES

FEMININE SIDE OF WATER

IRS REFORMS SORT OF

CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD

THE INTERNET WITCH


THE PAST DECADE THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)

ALIENS INVADE ARIZONA

ROCK N ROLL NURSING HOME

PLAN TO BEAUTIFY HOMELESS

BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE

CIG SETTLEMENT SUCKS

FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND

ALIENS INVADE MARS

MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR

CLINTON DEFINITON OF SEX

TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS

NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEOMS

BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND


BANDERSNATCH GUIDES

GLOBAL WARMING

SANTA CRUZ SAND TROUT

EVAPORATIVE COOLERS

SAN DIEGO


BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS

CHRISTMAS

GROUNDHOG DAY

VALENTINE'S DAY

BACK TO SCHOOL

April Fool's Edition


BANDERSNATCH CONSPIRACIES

BAGEL CONSPIRACY

CHRISTMAS TREE CONSPIRACY


REAL ADVERTISEMENTS - HELP KEEP US ALIVE ON THE WEB




SITE LISTINGS

SITE LISTING INFO


McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA

Seeking to save his sinking campaign, John McCain claims it is Obama's fault that our days are getting shorter. MORE ABOUT McCAINS LAST RANT


HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME

Timely advice on how to deal with these tough economic times. MORE ABOUT HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME


OUR ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN -- GIVE EVERYONE MONEY

It seems like you have to be a big Wall Street banking firm, or at least a major campaign donor to the Republican Party, to get an economic bailout. Here is the real economic rescue plan America needs right now: THE BANDERSNATCH ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN


US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME

Back in March we ran this story. It is frightening how right we were. MORE ABOUT US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME


HOW TO WASTE YOUR MONEY

For those of you with money (presumably Republicans), here are some tips on how you can waste that money (besides giving it away to anti-gun control groups).CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT


HOW TO STEAL AN ELECTION

The Chicago Rule of Politics...how to steal an election and more. GET THE CHICACO RULES OF POLITICS HERE


ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN?

As the presidential campaign kicks into high gear, millions of Americans are trying to figure out if they're a Democrat or Republican. The Frumious Bandersnatch offers these little bits of information to help you figure out your political identity.MORE ABOUT HOW TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE


WANT TO PUT A CURSE ON SOMEONE?

VISIT THE INTERNET WITCH


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AGENT WANTED

I am looking for literary agent to represent me.

BOOKS

Deer Seen As Terrorist Threat.

The General Delivery University Catalog.

Get In Touch With Your Inner Rodent.

SCREENPLAYS

January 20th A terrorist"what if" story.

The Sparrow WWII story about the Air Transport Command

TREATMENTS

SLIDEBACK What if the mob had a war with a big corporation?

THE DEAD PEOPLE How do you think you'll survive on Social Security?

Contact me at Hugh A. Holub


BACK ISSUES

US ECONOMY CRATERS

OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS

CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME

NEW BEIJING OLYMPIC COMPETITIONS PROPOSED

2008 APRIL FOOL EDITION

US TO BUY CUBA

BENEFITS OF RECESSION TOUTED

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING

2007 Christmas Issue

SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY

SELLING ICE TO ESKIMOES

CHINESE TOY CONSPIRACY

SEND ILLEGAL ALIENS TO IRAQ

BAJA ARIZONA NEWS

2007 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS

BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED

ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON

GOP BLAMES DEMOCRATS

FALL TV SHOWS FOUND FLAKEY

BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY

QUIT SMOKING AND ENJOY IT

2006 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

HUMANS EVOLVED FROM RODENTS

US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER

BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES

SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT

EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS

DEER SEEN AS TERRORIST THREAT

PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES

LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED

SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER

SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS

BIRDS IMITATE CELL PHONES


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