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ECONOMIC COLLAPSE SPECIAL EDITION November, 2008 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.


Sort of Serious Stuff

MASSIVE CLEANUP STARTS IN THE WAKE OF REPUBLICAN STORM

After celebrating the unprecedented shift in American politics, Democratic Party winners realized they had taken charge of the biggest disaster cleanup in US history.

MORE ABOUT THE CLEANUP


THE NEWS FROM BAJA ARIZONA

BAJA ARIZONA

TUCSON

GREEN VALLEY

TUBAC

NOGALES

KOKOPELLI COUNTY

10 WATER LAWS OF THE WEST

A SERIOUS GUIDE TO THE BORDER PATROL

read about bordertown



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SITE LISTINGS

SITE LISTING INFO


US IN DEPRESSION SAYS SHRINK

The county is not just in a recession...it is an full blown depression says shrink..

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT OUR DEPRESSION.


ECONOMIC CRISIS MAY CAUSE MORE PREMATURE DEATHS

A grim forecast from a doctor about the collateral damage of the economic meltdown

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT OUR INCREASED RISK OF DYING.


THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR

We made up a list of what we're thankful for this Thanksgiving (but the list is kind of short).

FIND OUT WHAT.


INVESTMENT BANKER PASSPORT APPLICATIONS SURGE IN THE WAKE OF ELECTION RESULTS

In news apparently related to the Barak Obama victory, a sudden surge in new passport applications was noted in New York.

MORE ON THIS STORY.


MEN'S WAREHOUSE GLEEFUL AT OBAMA ELECTION

One of the big winners in the wake of Obama's election may be stores that sell suits.

MORE ABOUT THE NEW FASHION TREND ABOUT TO SPREAD ACROSS THE NATION


US TREASURY BEING PILLAGED - LOOTERS SEEK TO ESCAPE LOCKUP

Hundreds of billions of US taxpayer dollars are being given away to reward the people who looted our country.

MORE ABOUT PILLAGING OUR VILLAGE


US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME

Back in March we ran this story. It is frightening how right we were.

MORE ABOUT US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME


HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME

Timely advice on how to deal with these tough economic times.

MORE ABOUT HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME


OUR ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN -- GIVE EVERYONE MONEY

It seems like you have to be a big Wall Street banking firm, or at least a major campaign donor to the Republican Party, to get an economic bailout. Here is the real economic rescue plan America needs right now:

THE BANDERSNATCH ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN


HOW TO WASTE YOUR MONEY

For those of you with money (presumably Republicans), here are some tips on how you can waste that money (besides giving it away to anti-gun control groups).

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT



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AGENT WANTED

I am looking for literary agent to represent me.

BOOKS

Deer Seen As Terrorist Threat.

The General Delivery University Catalog.

Get In Touch With Your Inner Rodent.

SCREENPLAYS

January 20th A terrorist"what if" story.

The Sparrow WWII story about the Air Transport Command

TREATMENTS

SLIDEBACK What if the mob had a war with a big corporation?

THE DEAD PEOPLE How do you think you'll survive on Social Security?

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BACK ISSUES

2008 PRE-ELECTION SPECIAL: McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA

US ECONOMY CRATERS

OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS

CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME

INTERSECTIONS PROVEN TO CAUSE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS

2008 APRIL FOOL EDITION

US TO BUY CUBA

BENEFITS OF RECESSION TOUTED

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING

2007 Christmas Issue

SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY

SELLING ICE TO ESKIMOES

CHINESE TOY CONSPIRACY

SEND ILLEGAL ALIENS TO IRAQ

BAJA ARIZONA NEWS

2007 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS

BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED

ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON

GOP BLAMES DEMOCRATS

FALL TV SHOWS FOUND FLAKEY

BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY

QUIT SMOKING AND ENJOY IT

2006 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION

HUMANS EVOLVED FROM RODENTS

US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER

BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES

SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT

EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS

DEER SEEN AS TERRORIST THREAT

PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES

LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED

SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER

SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS

BIRDS IMITATE CELL PHONES


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SELF HELP ADVICE

WRECK YOUR LIFE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER RODENT

TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST

TAKE OUR SEXUAL INCOMPATIBILITY TEST


BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS

BAD COW PUBLIC RELATIONS

A MODERN NOAH'S ARK

SAVE THE BUGS

NEW RULES OF WAR PROPOSED

NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED

TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS

INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING

WOLVES IN CENTRAL PARK

FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES

FEMININE SIDE OF WATER

IRS REFORMS SORT OF

CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD

THE INTERNET WITCH


THE PAST DECADE THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)

ALIENS INVADE ARIZONA

ROCK N ROLL NURSING HOME

PLAN TO BEAUTIFY HOMELESS

BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE

CIG SETTLEMENT SUCKS

FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND

ALIENS INVADE MARS

MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR

CLINTON DEFINITON OF SEX

TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS

NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEOMS

BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND


BANDERSNATCH GUIDES

GLOBAL WARMING

SANTA CRUZ SAND TROUT

EVAPORATIVE COOLERS

SAN DIEGO


BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS

CHRISTMAS

GROUNDHOG DAY

VALENTINE'S DAY

BACK TO SCHOOL

April Fool's Edition


BANDERSNATCH CONSPIRACIES

BAGEL CONSPIRACY

CHRISTMAS TREE CONSPIRACY


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