CONCEALED WEAPONS ALLOWED IN ARIZONA WITHOUT A PERMIT

In another attempt to distract state residents from the looming bankruptcy of state government, the Arizona state legislature passed a new law allowing anyone to carry a concealed weapon without a permit or having to take a course in when you can shoot someone.

"You ought to be able to shoot anyone who threatens you," said George Gunsight, Republican from Tombstone.

Arizona joins Vermont and Alaska as having the most liberal gun laws in the nation.

Tourists visiting the state are warned to be very nice, since the new motto of Arizona is "An armed society is a polite society."