Terms and Conditions:

This is not a public solicitation for investment. Buying stock in The Frumious Bandersnatch is probably the dumbest thing anyone could do with their money. You'd get a better return on your investment by flushing your money down a toilet.

However, in the event you would like to throw away One Dollar, and help keep The Frumious Bandersnatch on the World Wide Web, please send $1.00 to:

The Frumious Bandersnatch
1881 N. Mastick Way, Suite 400
Nogales, Arizona 85621

After mailing your dollar to The Frumious Bandersnatch, you can download your very own Stock Certificate by clicking on STOCK.


The Frumious Bandersnatch stock certificate provides for no voting rights in the company that actually produces The Frumious Bandersnatch.

Neither does the stock certificate provide any equitable ownership rights in The Frumious Bandersnatch. It is merely a piece of paper you can frame and hang on your wall, and impress your friends with by saying "I paid a buck for this."

Please do not send anything but cash for ytour stock certificate. We are located near the Mexican border, and they don't accept checks around here.