Share this page And share with Stumbleupon.com WOMEN ARE FROM NORDSTROM'S Have you ever not wondered about the
differences between men and women? One of the ways to distinguish the
two sexes (besides the obvious) is to study their shopping venues and habits. Now, we don't know if there is a
Nordstrom's or a Home Depot where you are presently (that may change soon), but
these two stores provide an excellent background to learn about the fundamental
differences between men and women. WOMEN are attracted to Nordstrom's
because of the incredible abundance of stuff. MEN are attracted to Home Depot
because of the incredible abundance of stuff. The difference is in the stuff.
Nordstrom's has a lot of clothes and shoes. Home Depot has a lot of lumber and
plumbing fixtures. In a Nordstrom's a woman can
contemplate how to make herself look better. In a Home Depot a man can
contemplate how to make his house look better. In a Nordstrom's careful attention
has been given to creating an esthetically pleasing atmosphere conducive to not
waiting for the semi-annual sale to spend a lot of money. Women like to be
surrounded by pretty things. In a Home Depot careful attention
has been given to creating an environment similar to most garages, only on a
grand scale. Men like to be surrounded by junk. In a Nordstrom's, soft piano music
is played. In a Home Depot the only sound is
the intercom seeking a cashier. In a Nordstrom's, the women are
dressed fairly well. Women like to inhabit clean environments. In a Home Depot the men look exactly
like they just left a construction site (which they did), all covered in cement.
Men are comfortable around dirt. Occasionally one will see a man
following a woman around in a Nordstrom's, looking bewildered. More often, one will see women
shopping in a Home Depot. Some women think like men. Fewer men think like women
(or will admit it).
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