PARIS: The Frumious Bandersnatch has
learned from an exclusive source that the true cause of
Princess Di's untimely death was not the paparazzi chasing her and Dodi, nor the
allegedly drunk and speeding driver.
The single most significant causal factor was the design of
the tunnel in which the crash occurred.
"Any ediot can tell ze Mercedes heet a post head-on," noted
Marcel Mousse, chief of bridges and tunnels for Marselles. "Ze
problem was ze post was in ze tunnel."