THE INTERNET WITCH

CUSTOMIZE YOUR CURSE


Is there someone who has stolen your boyfriend? Did someone park in your parking space today? Did someone treat you really badly at the office today? Did someone sendyou a letter filled with anthrax bacteria? We have the solution. Make up your own curse, and the Internet Witch will do the rest.

The preparation for your Curse is divided into the following sections:

Fill out the answers in each section as requested. Then at the end of the test supply your name and contact information,if you dare, and submit the Curse. It will immediately become effective.

If the Curse actually works, please send a donation payable to the Internet Witch.


JUSTIFICATION

Please follow the instructions..

  1. What did the subject of your Curse do to justify the Curse?


  2. What is the name of the subject of your Curse? (answer optional)


  3. How long do you want the Curse to remain in effect?

    1-5 hours6-24 hours 2-5 days10-20 days days Lifetime

  4. In case the authorities want to know who you are, What is your mailing address?
    Name     
    Street   
    City     
    State    
    Zip Code  
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TYPE OF CURSE

  1. Do you want the Curse to be...

    Expensive EmbarrassingDisgustingFunnySickening

  2. What is your target's favorite color?



  3. Do you want the curse to be....

    Public
    Private
    Both
    On Clothing
    On Skin

  4. Suggest the type of Curse you'd prefer.

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WHAT DOES THE TARGET COVET?

  1. Which of these products does your target currently own?
    cell phone              BMW
    Expensive shirt or dress pet   
    country       camel 
  2. What would mortify your target?



  3. Select the month in which your Curse is to become effective:

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CURSE SUBMISSION

Thank you for consulting with the Internet Witch. Once you submit the Curse, it will become immediately effective. No retractions.

The Internet Witch will not be responsible for any consequences whatsoever arising from the use of this service.

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Copyright 1999 The Internet Witch. All rights reserved.
Revised: November 24, 2008.

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